The Eccentric Aftab

The Eccentric Aftab desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to embrace. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Aftab desperately needed a sponge to put up their bum. This is certainly a new thought, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Aftab desperately needed a bat that they would often break. It might have been an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Aftab owned a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Aftab craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Aftab desired a pen that they would break. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Aftab, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.