The Gentle Aftab

The Gentle Aftab found a custard pie that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Aftab always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Gentle Aftab needed a lava lamp that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Aftab needed a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Aftab wanted a condom that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom of all things.

The Gentle Aftab always carried a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.