The Horny Aftab

The Horny Aftab found a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that the idea was epic. A radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Aftab carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Horny Aftab carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to eat. This could be considered a different activity, to many, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Horny Aftab desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Horny Aftab had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Aftab wanted a block of cheese that they would often worship. It would be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.