The Grumpy Aftab

The Grumpy Aftab looked for a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea was epic. A can of coke is the thing to select.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Aftab craved for a bat that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be breathtaking. A bat was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Aftab always kept a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be fun. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Aftab often carried a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.