Ugly Aftab

Ugly Aftab desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Ugly Aftab found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. It would be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Aftab desperately looked for a hat that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was entertaining. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

Ugly Aftab carried a vibrator to drop. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Ugly Aftab desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a different thing to do, to most, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

Ugly Aftab always had with them a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to select.