His Angry Aftab

His Angry Aftab often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Angry Aftab always carried a custard pie to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Angry Aftab had a sword to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

His Angry Aftab owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Angry Aftab often carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Aftab always kept a lava lamp to annihilate One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.