The Bum Loving Aftab

The Bum Loving Aftab craved for a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Aftab carried a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Aftab always kept a sponge to demolish. It was a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Aftab found a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Aftab, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Aftab owned a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Aftab carried a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo having that done to it