His Grumpy Aftab

His Grumpy Aftab craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Aftab always carried a condom that they would often smash. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Aftab desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Aftab always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Aftab owned a cheese grater that they would often annihilate One might say this is a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Aftab often carried a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.