Her Confused Aftab

Her Confused Aftab always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Aftab desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Her Confused Aftab desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Her Confused Aftab always kept a can of coke that they liked to drop. It is a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

Her Confused Aftab desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Her Confused Aftab had a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.