The Lonely Aftab

The Lonely Aftab found a stapler that they would hug. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Aftab wanted a bat that they would often throw. It should have been an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bat was the chosen item.

The Lonely Aftab desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Aftab had a sack of potatoes that they would share. It would have been an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Lonely Aftab always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Aftab, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Aftab looked for a radiator that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.