His Jolly Aftab

His Jolly Aftab always had with them a cucumber that they would often smash. This is certainly a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Jolly Aftab often carried a rubber chicken to throw. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Aftab desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Jolly Aftab desperately craved for a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Aftab wanted a pen that they would hug. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Aftab, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.

His Jolly Aftab desired a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.