A Retarded Aftab

A Retarded Aftab desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Retarded Aftab desperately needed a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Aftab desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler having that done to it

A Retarded Aftab always kept a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to select.

A Retarded Aftab wanted a toilet brush that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Aftab desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.