The Stupid Aftab

The Stupid Aftab desperately wanted a set square to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Aftab had a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Stupid Aftab owned a spade that they would demolish. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Stupid Aftab had a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a radiator of all things.

The Stupid Aftab often carried a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Aftab craved for a lava lamp that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.