Morosha (Мороша) Vodka Review: "Mus Is Drunk" [Liquor Review]

in #alcohol8 years ago (edited)


Equipped with a heavy cork and a large, see-through body, this is a very attractive and extremely cheap option for those traveling through Ukraine wanting to buy and consume alcohol. It's the most common Ukrainian type of vodka, and it is the cheapest. I tried it back in 2013, and that was actually my first time ever getting drunk. I really wanted to see what it was like, and so I drank, and it was this that was first on my list! I poured half a glass added some orange juice. The taste was very strong even though most of it was juice. There's no escaping its raping taste. I poured another, and drinking it made my face turn into a small, red tomato along with my eyes that cramped up back into my head. My entire body became heated, my senses more distant and my mind as carefree. It is the strongest alcohol I've had, but I liked it. I really did.

"This vodka almost made me cum!" - mus


Found at every store in all of Ukraine, it is the most frequently bought alcoholic drink in the country. It is available in several kinds of ABV percentages, characterized by the color and style of the bottle; blue, red, green, white and orange including a couple more expensive special editions.

Stats:

Price: $1,6 a bottle (0,5L)

Alcohol volume: 40%

Expiry time after opened: 24 months

Found and produced in: Ukraine

"This cork just won't come off! It's almost as intense as my biceps!" -mus


Personal comments: 

After drinking half a bottle, I resembled some kind of loud, positive, Slavic zombie with sweat in my eyes. My Swedishness had vanished. Singing at the top of my lungs while resting in bed filled with bed bugs, darkness crept up on me and I was eventually knocked out cold as I almost finished a prog metal album I've known by heart since 2012. I was sedated. The very next day I squatted a PR. Will never forget. Strongly recommended!

Rating:

Taste: 4/10

Smell: 6/10

Durability: 8/10

Price: 10/10 

Score: 7/10


Summary: With an incredibly fierce grip, Мороша takes you away from the moment and drags you into a world of face cringe every time you take a sip from the transparent bottle of this Ukrainian-produced vodka. This is what most of the citizens drink on a daily basis out of those that regularly consume alcohol. That is, it is often part of the Ukrainian way of life, and part of its culture. If a Ukrainian national experience is of interest to you, this is definitely for you. However, if you drink for pleasure, then think twice before you try it.

Excellent experience!



 

-mus

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