The Silly Alien

The Silly Alien desperately desired a hat that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A hat is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Alien desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Silly Alien desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Silly Alien wanted a set square that they would occasionally drop. This seems a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Silly Alien always carried a condom that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Alien desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.