My Exciting Alien

My Exciting Alien desperately wanted a cup to put down their trousers. It was a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Alien always had with them a bag of flour that they would eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be simply life. A bag of flour being the item opted for.

My Exciting Alien found a custard pie that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Exciting Alien craved for a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Alien desperately desired a spade that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

My Exciting Alien desired a condom that they sometimes eat. It should be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.