The Blue Alien

The Blue Alien needed a set square that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Blue Alien desperately wanted a crown to try to balance on their head. It might be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Blue Alien looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. It should have been an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Blue Alien always kept a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Blue Alien found a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was magnificent. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Alien often carried a bag of poop to smash. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.