Retarded Alien

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Retarded Alien desired a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was epic. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

Retarded Alien needed a can of coke that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Retarded Alien needed a spade that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Retarded Alien desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Retarded Alien always kept a dildo that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A dildo being the thing opted for.

Retarded Alien desired a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.