The Lovely Alien

The Lovely Alien had a computer that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Alien always had with them a teapot that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Alien searched for a sponge that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sponge would be the item chosen.

The Lovely Alien always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Lovely Alien often carried a bat that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bat is the item to choose.

The Lovely Alien always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.