The Troubled Alien

The Troubled Alien wanted a tomato that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Alien desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. It was an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Alien looked for a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Troubled Alien found a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It might be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Alien searched for a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it