His Ugly Alien

His Ugly Alien desperately wanted a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

His Ugly Alien searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Alien found a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Alien looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Alien always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Alien always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.