My Yellow Alien

My Yellow Alien found a spade that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Yellow Alien desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Yellow Alien found a set square that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

My Yellow Alien desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would worship. It was an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Yellow Alien wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally break. It might be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Alien searched for a bat that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bat of all things.