His Confused Alien

His Confused Alien looked for a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

His Confused Alien had a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing selected.

His Confused Alien searched for a hat that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.

His Confused Alien desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Alien searched for a ball that they liked to worship. It is a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A ball was the item that was selected.

His Confused Alien needed a wig that they would share. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.