The Fucking Alien

The Fucking Alien desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Alien often carried a rubber chicken that they would play with. It is a fairly new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Alien desperately needed a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Alien desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Alien desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer of all things.

The Fucking Alien looked for a dildo that they would often demolish. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.