The Depressed Alien

The Depressed Alien needed a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Alien always kept a wig that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Alien often carried a cucumber to annihilate It should have been a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Alien desperately searched for a dildo that they would often smash. It is a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Depressed Alien desperately looked for a sponge that they would break. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be wonderous. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Alien needed a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen item.