Bum Loving Alien

Bum Loving Alien often carried a bag of poop that they would often play with. It is a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Alien desperately looked for a can of coke that they would break. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Bum Loving Alien had a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Alien searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

Bum Loving Alien searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Alien wanted a chocolate bar that they would often sit and look at. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.