The Depressed Alien

The Depressed Alien often carried a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Alien desperately wanted a hat to insert somewhere. This seems an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Alien craved for a bottle of beer to put on his head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Alien had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Depressed Alien desired a toilet brush to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Alien always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.