The Bewildered Alien

The Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A set of lego being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Alien owned a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Alien always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was breathtaking. A cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien desired a block of cheese that they would play with. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Alien craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Bewildered Alien had a wig that they sometimes hug. It should be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.