The Unusual Alien

The Unusual Alien always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Alien looked for a little monkey that they would throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Alien always carried a dildo that they would often worship. It was a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Unusual Alien found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Unusual Alien desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Alien desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.