Her Retarded Alien

Her Retarded Alien found a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Alien owned a cup that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Alien craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Alien desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Alien carried a set square that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Alien always kept a dildo that they sometimes hug. It should have been an original idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a dildo having that done to it