Their Angry Alien

Their Angry Alien desperately needed a chocolate bar to share. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Alien desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Angry Alien desperately wanted a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Their Angry Alien searched for a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Their Angry Alien desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Angry Alien craved for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.