A Nervous Alien

A Nervous Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Nervous Alien desperately wanted a rubber chicken to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Alien needed a sponge that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a different activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Nervous Alien wanted a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen item.

A Nervous Alien always had with them a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered it was out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Nervous Alien desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it