The Angry Alien

The Angry Alien desperately looked for a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Angry Alien always had with them a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Alien desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Alien always carried a block of cheese to sleep with. This seems a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Angry Alien desperately needed a bat that they liked to drop. One might say this is a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Alien desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.