My Confused Alien

My Confused Alien often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Alien looked for a sponge to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Alien needed a hat that they would demolish. This could be considered an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Alien craved for a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

My Confused Alien found a sponge that they would sometimes drop. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Alien looked for a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.