The Bewildered Alien

The Bewildered Alien desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an odd activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien desperately needed a bottle of beer to break. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Alien carried a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a cup that they would throw. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Alien carried a cup that they liked to smash. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a vibrator that they would break. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.