Their Retarded Alien

Their Retarded Alien looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

Their Retarded Alien wanted a stapler that they liked to share. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Alien wanted a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A condom is the thing to select.

Their Retarded Alien desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Alien owned a bag of flour that they would often throw. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A bag of flour being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Alien desperately wanted a wig that they would embrace. This is certainly an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a wig being the thing opted for.