My Crypting Alien

My Crypting Alien desperately desired a pen to smash. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

My Crypting Alien owned a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

My Crypting Alien always carried a tomato that they liked to sleep with. It is a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crypting Alien desperately needed a tomato that they liked to smash. One might say this is a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be entertaining. Strangely, a tomato having that done to it

My Crypting Alien searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Alien always kept a condom that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.