Ugly Alien

Ugly Alien owned a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Ugly Alien desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Alien always kept a lava lamp that they would often break. It would have been an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

Ugly Alien desperately looked for a bottle of wine to share. It would be a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Ugly Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Ugly Alien desperately searched for a wig that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.