His Cute Alien

His Cute Alien desperately wanted a ball that they would break. This is certainly an exciting action, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Alien craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

His Cute Alien carried a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Cute Alien had a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

His Cute Alien craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Cute Alien desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.