Their Bum Loving Alien

Their Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Their Bum Loving Alien wanted a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Alien owned a teapot that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Alien desired a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. It was a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.