Their Dodgy Alien

Their Dodgy Alien needed a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Alien always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Alien desperately needed a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Alien looked for a bat that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Alien always had with them a stapler that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be simply life. A stapler would be the item chosen.

Their Dodgy Alien wanted a condom that they would break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.