The Bewildered Alien

The Bewildered Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to hug. It was a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Alien found a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien carried a painting of a melon that they would often throw. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Alien always kept a custard pie that they would often play with. It should be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Alien carried a crown that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a crown being the chosen item.

The Bewildered Alien always had with them a cucumber that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.