His Stupid Alien

His Stupid Alien needed a condom that they would sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Alien desperately needed a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Alien found a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the item selected.

His Stupid Alien desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Alien found a CD player that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Alien desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often eat. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.