Their Adorable Alien

Their Adorable Alien looked for a vibrator that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator of all things.

Their Adorable Alien carried a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Alien always carried a porno magazine that they would often play with. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Their Adorable Alien found a teapot to share. It would be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Their Adorable Alien desperately needed a stapler that they liked to share. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Their Adorable Alien owned a set of lego that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.