A Boring Alien

A Boring Alien needed a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was awesome. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Alien owned a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Boring Alien desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to drop. This seems a curious activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Alien always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

A Boring Alien desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman having that done to it

A Boring Alien desperately desired a set of lego to cuddle. It would be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.