My Hungry Alien

My Hungry Alien desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to select.

My Hungry Alien carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Hungry Alien always had with them a tomato that they would worship. This is certainly a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

My Hungry Alien owned a custard pie that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

My Hungry Alien carried a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet of all things.

My Hungry Alien desperately needed a helmet that they liked to break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be fun. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.