Grumpy Alien

Grumpy Alien desperately craved for a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Alien often carried a sword that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

Grumpy Alien always kept a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Grumpy Alien desperately searched for a condom that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Grumpy Alien desperately needed a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

Grumpy Alien always carried a crown that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a crown having that done to it