Her Boring Alien

Her Boring Alien always kept a lava lamp that they would play with. It might be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Alien craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Alien desperately looked for a stapler that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.

Her Boring Alien always had with them a can of Tango to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

Her Boring Alien desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It should be an exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Her Boring Alien desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would annihilate This is certainly a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.