A Bewildered Alien

A Bewildered Alien searched for a vibrator that they sometimes break. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Alien desperately wanted a cucumber to drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a cucumber to cuddle. This could be considered an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Alien looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Alien desperately desired a Harry Potter wand to throw. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Alien desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly different action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the item selected.