The Exciting Alien

The Exciting Alien craved for a block of cheese that they would worship. It would be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Exciting Alien often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Alien desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Alien desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a mug having that done to it

The Exciting Alien carried a crown that they liked to smash. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

The Exciting Alien searched for a bat that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a bat of all things.